Saturday, February 13, 2010

Pinnipedicides in Seattle

Four sea lions and one seal were found shot to death in Seattle, in what witnesses described as a dispute about "ears." The incident marks the latest in a rash of pinniped-on-pinniped violence, and investigators are stumped as to how the finned mammals even operate guns.

[I usually don't qualify anything I write, but this joke was composed on the tail end of a long day on set.]

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